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Group Photo: Ready to kick ass!


about the clan

Once upon a time, in a old town, far far far far and further far away, there was a group of holy men. Their life purpose was to explore strange new worlds, to boldly kick ass were no man has kicked ass before - And they were really good at it. But that's a different story.

[Harem.nu] is a swedish quake3arena clan with absolutely no roots anywhere. It all began one foggy evening at Commanders resident...


Commander: Hey, let's register a domain name and start a quake3arena clan.

Doodle: Shutupshutupshutup! I'm watching Lion King and there's a very important scene right now, so shut up!

Commander: But it'll be fun, i tell ya!

Doodle: Caan you feel the love tonight....[ignoring Commander]

Commander: *sign*

Guardian: Is there chicks involved?

Nox: Yeah, chicks, babes, horny women!!

Alive: Yeah!

Commander: Uh...yes?

Guardian: Ow yeah, chicks, pillows, a pool of wine, a lot of honey, nude babes...and on top of it all, Tom Jones!!


[The clan moves at least 12 feet away from Guardian]


Wiz: Uhm, okey let's do it, we're all pretty good at quake3, so let's start this clan just for the fun of it.

Nox: What about you Doodle, are you with us?


Doodle: Yeah, yeah...whatever. Now shut up!


[Doodle jumps up from his seat and burst into a merry song]


Doodle: IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!...IT'S THE WEEL OF FORTUNE.....


SPLAT!

Doodle was railed by Guardian